Check Her Out!


See, the problem with people today is that they look for a chick who meets the FHM/Maxim definition of hot. You know, the kind of girl who parlays good looks into a movie career, becomes hugely famous, lusted after by everyone on the internet, and then spends the rest of her career trying to catch up with her image. See Jennifer Aniston. See Angelina Jolie. See Britney Spears. Take your pick.

The true definition of the perfect chick is the one who, while not fitting the traditional definition of beauty, has something that will never fade. And, for you guys with financial concerns out there, beauty like that doesn't require surgical maintenance over the years. That's an added bonus.

So find a beautiful chick. Look her in the eyes, and tell her that you want to be with her forever. You won't be disappointed.